IF

I'll be your soft and sweet,

if you be my strong and steady.

I'll be your glass of wine,

if you be my shot of whiskey.

I'll your sunny day,

if you be my shady tree.

I'll be your honeysuckle,

if you be my honey bee.

I'll be your sugar baby,

if you be my honey hubby.

I'll be your Miss Interesting,

if you be my Mr. Simple.

Thing never happen when there's only a "if"...