Something interesting about GUYS

1. He actually was not looking

for a beautiful woman,

but seeks a lady who cools and

captures his hearts as he sees her.

(For that, he always asks you to dress up.

They want you to look stunning).

*This is what we Chinese call “情人眼里出西施”。

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2. Guys really hate being betrayed.

(Although they are

selfish, loud, and powerful,

but they are weak creatures.)

*Aiyo, same to amoi lar~~

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3. When at one moment he likes you,

a moment later,

he forgets and

have fun with his friends.

(This is reasonable,

but that does not mean

you never existed in his heart).

*Hmmmm... No comment and don't wanna comment too.

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4. If he says

"Yes, indeed I do not understand you,

" it means he's way of thinking

and yours are different.

(Not that you are not compatible,

but try to understand each other).

*As I said, men are from Venus and women are from Mars.

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5. One day, he will be busy playing and

undergo activities with his friends.

But believe me,

when he prepares to sleep,

you are always in his thoughts.

(And believe me,

they like to smile to themselves as

they imagined how beautiful you are today)

*A "good night" message to prove this kah?

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6. "What are you doing?"

Or "Have you eaten yet?"

Is the verse that most always spoken

by a man when on the phone.

(They're not clever in small talk,

but they really want to

know everything about your day.)

*Hmm... Do you guys learn this from your mum?

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7. If a guy really loves you,

he will accept you as you are.

No matter you are fat, short or pimpled.

(They probably will give advice

on your diet when you feel fat,

but they genuinely love you).

* I'm wondering~~~ Hmmm

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8. The guy will go crazy

when he sees your smile.

(For that do not maintain a sour face,

smile and make him the more fascinated).

*This 1 I truly believe and 100% agree!

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9. The guy will do anything to attract your attention.

*Having eyes cramp (flirting) to attract attention?

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10. Guys do not like it

if you talk about your ex-lover.

( We are possessive!!!

Your ex is an idiot,

why do you want to talk about him?)

*WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

This is how girl wanna make her boyfriend jealous. 

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11. If the guy want to meet your parents,

do not hesitate and shy.

He is serious with you!!

*Woah~ Wanna kahwin liao?! O.O

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12. Guys want to

always share everything with you,

but sometimes he

can not reveal/explain the things properly.

(For that, do not force him talk

if he is not ready to tell you). 

*Erm... I don't know~

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13. Occasionally, guys cries.

(All babies, male and female cry,

and adult males also have a sense of sadness,

when they are disappointed and sad,

they can cry like you.

Give him hugs and support,

because you are there for him).

*Okay, nah here is your HUG.

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14. Do not try to make him angry,

because they are

easily angered creatures of god.

*Hmmm... Angry bird?

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15.Guys are simple creatures,

they are not always hoping and wishing.

*Simple but complicated.

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16. The man will try regain a woman's heart,

who left him,

before they try to forget it.

(This is what makes them

fail to call you after the break,

and then finally gave up

because you give a negative response).

*HMMMM!!!

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17. When you make a man fall in love,

forever he will never forget you.

*Woah~~~ Include their ex??!!

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18. Never say to him,

"Mmhh.... just forget it"

because this will make him

wonder and even suspicious of you.

(Just like women,

they also are sensitive creatures

and have a curious side.)

*Wahaha! Sorry guys, I did that always.

I'll try to avoid to say again.

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19. The guy will never be able to sleep,

if you gently rub the back.

And gently stroked his head.

(Believe me, if you do this on your lover,

then he will continue to miss you).

*Yer!!!

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20. The guy always has a way to praise you

(read: seduce you :-P).

*Pergh. Now I know!

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21. If the guy hesitated

and seemed to think hard

when you express opinions

or ask them to do something,

it means they do not want to.

(Most men will lie

and do it regardless for the woman he loves.

But believe me, they will really suffer).

*Something like "Is it nice when I put on this clothes?"

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22. If you say no,

that is in the male mind is

"I will try again"

(still remember him

when he asks you to be his lover?

p/s : this doesn't apply if the topic is sex)

*Dont't cheat yourself. Pergh!

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23. You never can make him

understand at once sometimes.

They are intelligent beings,

but sometimes difficult

for them to understand you.

(That man called the woman

as being difficult to understand).

*Smart but senseless.

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24. The man loves his mother.

*Yes, I agree!

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25. The man will keep some cash

just to buy a small gift for you.

*Woah~~ So romantic?!

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26. Men often think about

women who might like them.

(but that does not mean they like her.)

*GETEK! Hahaha! But same to girls too. ;P

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27. You never can understand the man,

unless you take the time to hear their grievances

and not just talk about yourself.

*Okay...

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28. If a man earnestly say,

you are the only person he loved,

believe me,

his words sincerely from the heart.

(keyword: earnestly)

*Ngaaahhhh~~

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29. Women,

is the weakness of every man.

(They will not bear to see

tears falling from your eyes.

They also do not like to see you sad).

*Hmmm. Tears... is a strong weapon.

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30. Unlike women,

men are more honest

and open about themselves.

They are more accepting of

shortcomings as it is.

*I'm honest too~

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31. It's okay to make a man curious in you,

but if stalled too long,

they may be tired and bored of you too.

*In conclusion, girls don't jual mahal.

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32. Believe it or not,

he is fair and good jury.

*Yes, I agree (sometimes).

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33. Although sometimes they seem poorly dressed,

but basically he likes cleanliness,

smell fragrant, and beauty.

*Hahaha! Yes, I agree.

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34. Men prefer women who

appreciate him as he is.

*Hahaha!

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35. The man loves a woman

who may become his friend,

as well as his lover.

*A relationship is always start from friend first.

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36. If there is a guy who tells what the problem is,

you can simply listen.

Do not give advice or blame themselves.

*This one I agree also.

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37. If there is a man who likes you,

look further into the eye.

(The eyes are the windows to the heart,

and it never deceives.)

*Aduh. Look into his eyes, don't you feel...??

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38. The man always has a way

to keep you from another man.

(One of them by refusing

to a trip to the shopping mall)

*THIS IS NONSENSE.

Shopping mall got male promoter lar,

male sale assistant lar,

male manager lar,

and other male workers bha.

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39. Men prefer an intelligent woman,

than women who only know about

makeup and mini skirt.

*So girls, have to always update your knowledge.

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40. The man is a quasi-intelligent creatures,

they are embarrassed to ask

the woman what they want.

As a result,

most guesses they do are often a miss. (^_^)

*Ooohhh~~ Then what to do?

Read their mind?

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41. When guys want something,

they would imagine it.

But they do not get involved too much.

They are more likely harbor it deep down inside

if they know their desire is difficult to be realized.

*Open your head and let me see.

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42. Sometimes,

guys have more negative thinking

then positive thinking.

*CHEER UP!

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43. Male fantasies about women are

the only fantasy that can not be restricted.

(Even if they already have a spouse and family).

*Errr...??!!

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44. Height is probably not a problem

that is too important for men,

but they are quite concerned about the weight

(in particular women, including you).

*Hmmmm.... Wondering~~

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45. A man has more problems

than you can see with your naked eyes.

(Please don't add to it.)

*Hmmm... Okay~~

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46. A guy's friend knows everything about him.

Use this to your advantage.

(Be careful, its a double edged sword.)

*Muahahaha!

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47. Men learn from experience not

from the romance books that women read

and take as their basis of experience.

*Pergh! >.<

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48. You can tell if a man is really hurt or in pain

when he shed tears in front of you!

*Hmmm~~~

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49. If a man suddenly asks you for a date,

ask him first why.

( You may be surprised with the answer  )

*This give me a BIG BIG question mark.

Make me think and think...

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50. When a guy says he can't sleep

if he doesn't hear your voice

even just for one night,

hang up.

He also tells that to another girl.

He only flatters you

and sometimes makes fun of you.

*This is what we called "JERK".

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51. You can truly say that

a guy has good intentions

if you see him praying sometimes.

(Especially if its for you he's praying)

*Aneh romantic?!

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52. Guys seek for advice

not from a guy but from a girl.

*Haha! Hmm, sometimes~

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53. If a guy says you're beautiful,

that guy likes you.

(keyword: likes not loves.

Yes, we like to flirt, so what?

We still love you, not her.)

*We girls like to flirt too, so what?!

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54. Guys don't care about

how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

( Most of time we

only have 2~4 pair of shoes)

*Ohhhhh~ No comment.

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55. Guys hate girls who overreact.

*This is what Chinese call “做作”。

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56. A guy may instantly know

if the girl likes him

but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

*What if the guy perasan? O.o

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57. Guys love you more than you love them

if they are serious in your relationships.

*winking!

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58. If men get serious with the relationship,

then they will become active super beings.

(This is why he always

tried to pick up and deliver you)

*After marriage then no more liao~

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59. If you know how to conquer your man,

they will never be far from you.

( You take care of him

and he will keep you happy in return)

*要绑住一个男人就从他的胃开始。

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60. For men,

forgetting someone

takes longer than a lifetime.

(Don't believe? Ask those guys)

*Same to girls. :(

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