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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

干嘛那么可怜,可是又千真万确!

双子座女生认为...

男人分两种 - 傻男人和聪明的男人。

傻男人不懂得你那些聪明才智是做什么用的;

而一个本身很聪明的男人绝不会爱上一个聪明的女人,

因为聪明的男人已经很累了,

他深知和一个聪明女人在一起会更累。

所以喽,聪明的女人往往都孤独一生。

转自:http://12-xingzuo.blogspot.com/2011/05/mm.html
Oh ya, another thing
A DAMN COCKROACH JUST APPEAR IN MY ROOM.
I LET IT REST IN PEACE!!!

Sunday, May 22, 2011

有心而无意

梁燕双飞紫阁前,
馨香留与世人间,
甜笑映在小圆脸。

Saturday, May 21, 2011

五月二十日

520...
那天有什么特别的?
人家一直在讲,
而我一直摸不着头脑,
也一直在想
“到底那天是什么日子”!!

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后来在 Facebook 才得知
原来520的谐音是“我爱你”。
我的天,
这种日子都需要拿来当特别的日子吗?
搞不好你连你妈你爸的生日都不大记得。
哈哈!
不好意思,
如果冒犯了大人,
小人鞠个躬,
但不道歉。
这只是小人的个人见解。

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可是厚~
对我来说,
今天是个特别的一天。
不好意思,
不是你们的“我爱你”天。
我觉得特别是因为今天和一位朋友聊天。
聊着聊着,我发现
原来一件事里头会有很多很多小小的事。
而小小的事里头又有很多很多迷你的事。
有很多很多的小小小小小的

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总之,
有时事情并不是你肉眼看得那么简单。
或许你是个simple的人,
不把事情看得那么复杂。
不过,
这样也带来坏处。
或许别人认为你在敷衍了事,
或许也有人认为你不鸡婆。
毕竟每个人的思想都不一样,
你觉得对,他觉得错。
他觉得合理,你觉得不可理喻。
Huuuuwwwaaahhh~
上下左右前后反正,
我得到的结论是...
每个人的思想都不同。

我们也不能指望别人的思想和你一样。
因为你是你,他是他,我是我。
我们要做的是,
为他人着想,
站在他人的立场想,
那么你自然而然就不会那么介意。

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补上一句:
“You're so mean.
That's why I hate mint.”
Don't ask me why,
because I don't know too! ;p
BYE

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Let me salute you

你没必要泼人家冷水来掩盖你自己的罪恶感。
你没必要践踏人家的努力来表示自己的胜利。
希望没有下一次,不然我让你吃不完兜着走。
谢谢。
I gonna use a quote:
"Don't mess with me.
Don't even try to.
My middle finger will salute you."
Last but not least,
I love PEACE.

Monday, May 16, 2011

HAPPY TEACHERS DAY! :)



No matter how your teachers are,
Super teacher

Scary teacher

Gangster teacher

Cute teacher

Nerd teacher

Bald teacher

Fierce teacher

Patience teacher

Weirdo teacher

Stressed teacher

Trict teacher
Handsome teacher
Beautiful teacher
Sexy teacher

Do remember, all of them are TEACHERS.
Please respect them,
because they are your second parents in school.
They teach you,
care about you,
worry about you,
play with you,
help you.
Please do appreciate them.
=)
Thank you, teachers!

Sunday, May 15, 2011

I HAVE NO MOOD TO STUDY!
I WANNA GO HOME!!!
GRRRR~~~~ T^T

深夜里的胡思乱想

现在是凌晨四点十八分。
思绪有点乱,
读书读不进。

最近,
感觉自己在造孽,
感觉自己在做错事,
感觉自己在辜负人家,
感觉自己很... ...
犯贱!

啊啊啊啊啊啊!
我不知道应该怎么办。
这种事在这里写得太明显会让某人知道!
这种事跟家人朋友讲又不好意思。
反正我欲言又止,有苦说不出的心情很讨厌!

去!我读书去~~~

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Something interesting about GUYS

1. He actually was not looking
for a beautiful woman,
but seeks a lady who cools and
captures his hearts as he sees her.
(For that, he always asks you to dress up.
They want you to look stunning).


*This is what we Chinese call “情人眼里出西施”。

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2. Guys really hate being betrayed.
(Although they are
selfish, loud, and powerful,
but they are weak creatures.)

*Aiyo, same to amoi lar~~
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3. When at one moment he likes you,
a moment later,
he forgets and
have fun with his friends.
(This is reasonable,
but that does not mean
you never existed in his heart).

*Hmmmm... No comment and don't wanna comment too.
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4. If he says
"Yes, indeed I do not understand you,
" it means he's way of thinking
and yours are different.
(Not that you are not compatible,
but try to understand each other).


*As I said, men are from Venus and women are from Mars.
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5. One day, he will be busy playing and
undergo activities with his friends.
But believe me,
when he prepares to sleep,
you are always in his thoughts.
(And believe me,
they like to smile to themselves as
they imagined how beautiful you are today)


*A "good night" message to prove this kah?
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6. "What are you doing?"
Or "Have you eaten yet?"
Is the verse that most always spoken
by a man when on the phone.
(They're not clever in small talk,
but they really want to
know everything about your day.)


*Hmm... Do you guys learn this from your mum?
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7. If a guy really loves you,
he will accept you as you are.
No matter you are fat, short or pimpled.
(They probably will give advice
on your diet when you feel fat,
but they genuinely love you).

* I'm wondering~~~ Hmmm
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8. The guy will go crazy
when he sees your smile.
(For that do not maintain a sour face,
smile and make him the more fascinated).

*This 1 I truly believe and 100% agree!
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9. The guy will do anything to attract your attention.


*Having eyes cramp (flirting) to attract attention?
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10. Guys do not like it
if you talk about your ex-lover.
( We are possessive!!!
Your ex is an idiot,
why do you want to talk about him?)


*WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
This is how girl wanna make her boyfriend jealous. 
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11. If the guy want to meet your parents,
do not hesitate and shy.
He is serious with you!!


*Woah~ Wanna kahwin liao?! O.O
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12. Guys want to
always share everything with you,
but sometimes he
can not reveal/explain the things properly.
(For that, do not force him talk
if he is not ready to tell you). 


*Erm... I don't know~
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13. Occasionally, guys cries.
(All babies, male and female cry,
and adult males also have a sense of sadness,
when they are disappointed and sad,
they can cry like you.
Give him hugs and support,
because you are there for him).


*Okay, nah here is your HUG.
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14. Do not try to make him angry,
because they are
easily angered creatures of god.


*Hmmm... Angry bird?
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15.Guys are simple creatures,
they are not always hoping and wishing.


*Simple but complicated.
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16. The man will try regain a woman's heart,
who left him,
before they try to forget it.
(This is what makes them
fail to call you after the break,
and then finally gave up
because you give a negative response).


*HMMMM!!!
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17. When you make a man fall in love,
forever he will never forget you.


*Woah~~~ Include their ex??!!
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18. Never say to him,
"Mmhh.... just forget it"
because this will make him
wonder and even suspicious of you.
(Just like women,
they also are sensitive creatures
and have a curious side.)

*Wahaha! Sorry guys, I did that always.
I'll try to avoid to say again.
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19. The guy will never be able to sleep,
if you gently rub the back.
And gently stroked his head.
(Believe me, if you do this on your lover,
then he will continue to miss you).


*Yer!!!
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20. The guy always has a way to praise you
(read: seduce you :-P).

*Pergh. Now I know!
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21. If the guy hesitated
and seemed to think hard
when you express opinions
or ask them to do something,
it means they do not want to.
(Most men will lie
and do it regardless for the woman he loves.
But believe me, they will really suffer).


*Something like "Is it nice when I put on this clothes?"
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22. If you say no,
that is in the male mind is
"I will try again"
(still remember him
when he asks you to be his lover?
p/s : this doesn't apply if the topic is sex)

*Dont't cheat yourself. Pergh!
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23. You never can make him
understand at once sometimes.
They are intelligent beings,
but sometimes difficult
for them to understand you.
(That man called the woman
as being difficult to understand).


*Smart but senseless.
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24. The man loves his mother.

*Yes, I agree!
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25. The man will keep some cash
just to buy a small gift for you.

*Woah~~ So romantic?!
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26. Men often think about
women who might like them.
(but that does not mean they like her.)

*GETEK! Hahaha! But same to girls too. ;P
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27. You never can understand the man,
unless you take the time to hear their grievances
and not just talk about yourself.


*Okay...
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28. If a man earnestly say,
you are the only person he loved,
believe me,
his words sincerely from the heart.
(keyword: earnestly)


*Ngaaahhhh~~
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29. Women,
is the weakness of every man.
(They will not bear to see
tears falling from your eyes.
They also do not like to see you sad).

*Hmmm. Tears... is a strong weapon.
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30. Unlike women,
men are more honest
and open about themselves.
They are more accepting of
shortcomings as it is.


*I'm honest too~
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31. It's okay to make a man curious in you,
but if stalled too long,
they may be tired and bored of you too.

*In conclusion, girls don't jual mahal.
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32. Believe it or not,
he is fair and good jury.

*Yes, I agree (sometimes).
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33. Although sometimes they seem poorly dressed,
but basically he likes cleanliness,
smell fragrant, and beauty.


*Hahaha! Yes, I agree.
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34. Men prefer women who
appreciate him as he is.


*Hahaha!
____________________________


35. The man loves a woman
who may become his friend,
as well as his lover.


*A relationship is always start from friend first.
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36. If there is a guy who tells what the problem is,
you can simply listen.
Do not give advice or blame themselves.


*This one I agree also.
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37. If there is a man who likes you,
look further into the eye.
(The eyes are the windows to the heart,
and it never deceives.)

*Aduh. Look into his eyes, don't you feel...??
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38. The man always has a way
to keep you from another man.
(One of them by refusing
to a trip to the shopping mall)

*THIS IS NONSENSE.
Shopping mall got male promoter lar,
male sale assistant lar,
male manager lar,
and other male workers bha.
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39. Men prefer an intelligent woman,
than women who only know about
makeup and mini skirt.

*So girls, have to always update your knowledge.
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40. The man is a quasi-intelligent creatures,
they are embarrassed to ask
the woman what they want.
As a result,
most guesses they do are often a miss. (^_^)


*Ooohhh~~ Then what to do?
Read their mind?
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41. When guys want something,
they would imagine it.
But they do not get involved too much.
They are more likely harbor it deep down inside
if they know their desire is difficult to be realized.


*Open your head and let me see.
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42. Sometimes,
guys have more negative thinking
then positive thinking.


*CHEER UP!
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43. Male fantasies about women are
the only fantasy that can not be restricted.
(Even if they already have a spouse and family).


*Errr...??!!
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44. Height is probably not a problem
that is too important for men,
but they are quite concerned about the weight
(in particular women, including you).

*Hmmmm.... Wondering~~
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45. A man has more problems
than you can see with your naked eyes.
(Please don't add to it.)


*Hmmm... Okay~~
____________________________


46. A guy's friend knows everything about him.
Use this to your advantage.
(Be careful, its a double edged sword.)


*Muahahaha!
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47. Men learn from experience not
from the romance books that women read
and take as their basis of experience.


*Pergh! >.<
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48. You can tell if a man is really hurt or in pain
when he shed tears in front of you!


*Hmmm~~~
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49. If a man suddenly asks you for a date,
ask him first why.
( You may be surprised with the answer ^_^ )

*This give me a BIG BIG question mark.
Make me think and think...
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50. When a guy says he can't sleep
if he doesn't hear your voice
even just for one night,
hang up.
He also tells that to another girl.
He only flatters you
and sometimes makes fun of you.

*This is what we called "JERK".
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51. You can truly say that
a guy has good intentions
if you see him praying sometimes.
(Especially if its for you he's praying)


*Aneh romantic?!
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52. Guys seek for advice
not from a guy but from a girl.


*Haha! Hmm, sometimes~
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53. If a guy says you're beautiful,
that guy likes you.
(keyword: likes not loves.
Yes, we like to flirt, so what?
We still love you, not her.)

*We girls like to flirt too, so what?!
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54. Guys don't care about
how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
( Most of time we
only have 2~4 pair of shoes)


*Ohhhhh~ No comment.
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55. Guys hate girls who overreact.


*This is what Chinese call “做作”。
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56. A guy may instantly know
if the girl likes him
but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

*What if the guy perasan? O.o
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57. Guys love you more than you love them
if they are serious in your relationships.


*winking!
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58. If men get serious with the relationship,
then they will become active super beings.
(This is why he always
tried to pick up and deliver you)


*After marriage then no more liao~
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59. If you know how to conquer your man,
they will never be far from you.
( You take care of him
and he will keep you happy in return)

*要绑住一个男人就从他的胃开始。
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60. For men,
forgetting someone
takes longer than a lifetime.
(Don't believe? Ask those guys)

*Same to girls. :(
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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Today's Feeling

Flirting is a kind of action showing romance.
When it's over, I'l take it as your eyes are having cramp.


Staring at people is not good.
Or else I'll make you blind.


PEACE!!!

Monday, May 9, 2011

The negative of the day

Every single lady is attractive and pretty.
Be attractive is not enough, be seductive!
Be pretty is not unique, be cute!
I realize that my level is too low.
Or maybe your standard is too high.

Your silence shows me your sin.
Your silence shows me your guiltiness.
Your silence is uneasy, make me feel helpless.
Perhaps, I'm worrying you.
But now, I wanna erase this stupid thought in my mind.
Because you're not worth for me.
Because you're not deserve to accept such high compliments.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

今日金句

不是我要当恶魔,是你太过于天使的行为让我很累。
这世界就是要有坏人的存在,才会有好人的存在。

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

随笔

我这个人很在乎别人对我的眼光。
虽然我对这种事不是很敏感,
但从别人口中知道别人对自己的评价后,
心里自然是不愉快的。
所以说,
有些事情还是不要知道会比较愉快。

我的原则是越简单越好。
可是,在这种夜深人静的时候,
人往往会想很多。
尤其是像我这个怪胎,
我对当时的事情是毫无知觉的,
可是事后我却会想很多。
这就是所谓的“后知后觉”吧。

想了又想,
我始终还在原地踏步,
我还在钻牛角尖。
套一位朋友的话,
“就是这个世界上的人想太多,
图书馆才会那么多书。”
哈哈!
不过,
我会改过。
一切的一切,
我抱歉,然后我改。

最近,
我觉得我好像伤害了好多人。
可能是我口快,
可能是我不控制,
可能我缺乏安全感,
可能我情绪不稳定,
种种的可能。
我只能说对不起。
我想我必须去上一门课
“如何与人相处”。
因为我这个火星人不会与地球人相处。